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Martin John is not keen on P words. He isolates P words from the newspapers into long lists. He does this for you. He does this so you will know he is being kept busy and you don't have to worry that he might be following you or thinking about your body parts, but mostly so you don't have to worry about what else he has been thinking about . . .
A dark, humorous and uncomfortable novel, Martin John circuits through the mind, motivations, and preoccupations of a character many women have experienced but few have understood so well.
"Deploying some serious literary gumption, Schofield’s frequently hilarious, and distinctly modernist, linguistic games are always gainfully employed in the uneasy, indelicate task of placing her reader nose to nose with the humanity of a sex offender." -- The New York Times Book Review