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Gaius Aurelius Constantine Heliogabalus Thrax (who prefers to be called Robert) has recently inherited his father's profession as a dragon catcher/exterminator, a career he is not fond of as he actually likes dragons. Now trapped within this role, he and a colourful cast of characters must come together to take their fates into their own hands . . .
A cozy fantasy novel that embraces many over-the-top tropes to an effect that is as hilarious as it is endearing, I'm Afraid You've Got Dragons grows beyond its charming aesthetic to deliver a deceptively serious narrative.
"Peter S. Beagle is, as ever, a master. Like the dragons and the dreams therein; gorgeous and vibrant and wistfully fantastic." -- Travis Baldree, bestselling author of Legends & Lattes, Bookshops & Bonedust, and Brigands & Breadknives